Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairest of them all?
You are, my lady
But there is one destined to surpass you
Eat his heart, and you shall live forever
peregrin-mushroom-took replied to your post: Eligible Bachelors:
Seems like someone has made her choice~ … wait, why am I weird? ._.
Oh, erm, hello Peregrin! It’s nothing personal, I assure you, but what I need is a nice respectable hobbit, who isn’t *shudder* adventurous.
Eligible Bachelors:
Frodo Baggins
Cute, too cute—doesn’t age
Meriadoc Brandybuck
Likes water and boats—unnatural
Peregrin Took
Too Tookish—strange
Samwise Gamgee
Mmmmm.
Rosie wiped down a table at the Green Dragon after everyone had left. Pausing, she recalled the crude, drunken flirting of Ted Sandyman. Her wrist ached slightly from where he had grabbed her a little too roughly. Not rough enough for a bruise, but still painful. Letting out a sigh, she wistfully thought of the three hobbits riding out to save young Mr. Baggins. Perhaps the only four decent hobbit lads in all of Hobbiton, they were. And Rosie already had her sights set on one of them…
We, the Hobbits, Sam, Merry and I, and probably some elves and men. I don't know at all, I've been smoking too much. POOR FRODO, WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!
S-Sam is going? And you and Merry? The Shire is rapidly decreasing! Aye, do what you can for Frodo, and try to come back alive. All of you.
We are reuniting a party to go an look for him, I'm really nervous because he is in Mordor... and that place is terrifying.
M-Mordor? Please tell me, who is going in this party??
I don't know what to say. We in a wedding and some undesirable people kidnaped Frodo! We are very worried about it. And you?
Frodo?? Er, young Mr. Baggins?? How terrible! What is being done to save him?!? Well, my day seems positively boring after yours! Just tending the bar at the Green Dragon.
