Come for the glass, stay for the Lass

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:01:00 -0500

Who’s the fairest of them all?

You are, my lady

But there is one destined to surpass you

Eat his heart, and you shall live forever

peregrin-mushroom-took replied to your post: Eligible Bachelors: Seems like someone has made her...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:41:42 -0500

peregrin-mushroom-took replied to your post: Eligible Bachelors:

Seems like someone has made her choice~ … wait, why am I weird? ._.

Oh, erm, hello Peregrin! It’s nothing personal, I assure you, but what I need is a nice respectable hobbit, who isn’t *shudder* adventurous.

Eligible Bachelors:

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:22:20 -0500

Frodo Baggins

Cute, too cute—doesn’t age

Meriadoc Brandybuck

Likes water and boats—unnatural

Peregrin Took

Too Tookish—strange

Samwise Gamgee

Mmmmm.

Rosie wiped down a table at the Green Dragon after everyone had left. Pausing, she recalled the...

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:10:40 -0500

Rosie wiped down a table at the Green Dragon after everyone had left. Pausing, she recalled the crude, drunken flirting of Ted Sandyman. Her wrist ached slightly from where he had grabbed her a little too roughly. Not rough enough for a bruise, but still painful. Letting out a sigh, she wistfully thought of the three hobbits riding out to save young Mr. Baggins. Perhaps the only four decent hobbit lads in all of Hobbiton, they were. And Rosie already had her sights set on one of them…

Naturally you've heard stories flashes an award winning grin

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 08:43:10 -0500

And I take it, all of them are true?

We, the Hobbits, Sam, Merry and I, and probably some elves and men. I don't know at all, I've been smoking too much. POOR FRODO, WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:45:09 -0500

S-Sam is going? And you and Merry? The Shire is rapidly decreasing! Aye, do what you can for Frodo, and try to come back alive. All of you.

We are reuniting a party to go an look for him, I'm really nervous because he is in Mordor... and that place is terrifying.

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:26:59 -0500

M-Mordor? Please tell me, who is going in this party??

I don't know what to say. We in a wedding and some undesirable people kidnaped Frodo! We are very worried about it. And you?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:00:37 -0500

Frodo?? Er, young Mr. Baggins?? How terrible! What is being done to save him?!? Well, my day seems positively boring after yours! Just tending the bar at the Green Dragon.

Hello Rosie, nice to see you again!

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 15:04:55 -0500

Hullo Pippin! It is wonderful to see you. How are you doing?

Why hello there, Rosie! Sam's told us a lot about you winks

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:14:14 -0500

*blushes* Oh has he now? Decent things, I reckon? And you are the elf I have heard so many…stories…about!

I WANT TO GET DRUNK AT THE GREEN DRAGON AND MEET THE SWEET MAIDEN OF THE GOLDEN ALE.

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 10:05:19 -0500

What can I say? They come for the glass, they stay for the lass.